1 definition by Professor Guillitine
a woman who obsessed with overly expensive useless shit, has 3 million Instagram pics of shit like Balenciaga sneakers and says "bae" and "bish" and "yaaaassss" in every fucking sentence.
Girl: "You seen my new Slides? I instagrammed the shit out of them"
Friend: "Damn gurl, you just Gucci Coochie"
Friend: "Damn gurl, you just Gucci Coochie"
by Professor Guillitine April 8, 2018