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7 definitions by Professor

 
1.
Theory that everything matters. That even the flutter of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the otherside of the world. If you change even the smallest of life's details, you completely change its outcome.
You should go see the movie butterfly effect.
by Professor July 16, 2004
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2.
Small industrial town in West Yorkshire. Half-way between Wakefield and Dewsbury - two of the greatest piles of shit in the world - but it is a fairly normal town itself.
"Where's Ossett?"

"How the fuck can you not know where Ossett is? It's a circle of life in the land of death"
by Professor January 10, 2004
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3.
cc
cubic centimeters of course.
Can refer to the volume of an engine.
by Professor July 29, 2004
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4.
Mirror man - a dude who is too fat to see his own wang so said dude must use a mirror to find it.
what the crap!?! that fat guy is using a mirror to check up on his junk!!
by professor February 16, 2005
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5.
A philosopher who has never had a decent critique written of him, yet is still excluded, due to his opposition to Christianity, democracy, socialism, utilitarianism and other stupid theories.
Critiques of Nietzsche never get any better than the bollocks you see above
by Professor January 10, 2004
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6.
one who engages in excessive drinking, and usually isn't of age to drink
Mike Williams, the biggest lush
by Professor August 01, 2004
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7.
To fack or make out without LUBE
Hey Lina, Can i Dry Hump You.
by Professor November 14, 2003
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