Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Redemption

When you pull out to nut on her face but you miss so you spit on her face instead.

Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Black Republican

Someone who is really sketchy and suspicious. Someone who can't be trusted.

Guy: Hey that guy wants to meet me in an alley!
Girl: That's creepy AF.
Guy: Yeah he seems like a Black Republican.

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 21, 2020

Logical Action

When you make a large sacrifice for something so little and has lesser value than what you had sacrificed.

1) I sold my car yesterday so I don't have to pay for the insurance. I made a really logical action!

2) I paid $7,947 so that I could fill my house with old lamps. I am broke now, but at least I can see every part of my house! There was a logical action to be made, so I made it!

3) I sold my 74 inch TV in exchange for multiple TV remotes so I never lose track of them. I then sold half of the amount of remotes to get a new 32 inch TV. I think what I did was a pretty good logical action.

by Professional Educator July 03, 2019

Hot

Something very cold.

Tim: I went to the Arctic yesterday!
Steve: How was it?
Tim: It was hot!
Steve: ...

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Extra Creamed Ass Oreo

When you fucking a black girl and you don't pull out.

nigga howd sex go nigga??A?????????
extra creamed ass oreo

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020