Definitions by Prof. Goldman

yeah 

In conversation: A yes or no response

In texting: A conversation killer

Jeff: I think the history tests are getting harder and harder by the week, and whenever I try and ask for help, she brushes me off as not worth it or something. I swear, that woman has some problems.

Julie: Yeah.

yeah by Prof. Goldman July 3, 2012

Party Rock Anthem 

The song played at every school dance.

There's Party Rock Anthem again.

Party Rock Anthem by Prof. Goldman December 16, 2011

come 

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.

Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!

come by Prof. Goldman December 2, 2010

Thanksgiving 

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

Thanksgiving by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010

The Beatles 

The most overrated band of all time. Sure, they were influential, you can't deny that, but their music is not as great as everyone makes it out to be. They do have a couple great songs (including Come Together, If I Fell, and I Saw Her Standing There), but it's not like all of them are fucking gifts from God, which is what is widely believed.

Mike: The Beatles are fucking GODLIKE!

Steve: Dude, their incredibly overrated.

Mike: Shut up, you're just a 13 year old that doesn't know what the hell he's talking about!

The Beatles by Prof. Goldman February 21, 2010

Micheal Jackson 

A common misspelling of Michael Jackson.

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.

Micheal Jackson by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

Verruckt

German for 'crazy' or 'insane'.

Diese Leute sind verruckt!

These people are crazy!

Verruckt by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010