5 definitions by Procrastination 101
A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.
Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!
by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019
by Procrastination 101 June 1, 2018
Run by Britain's own Satan Cowbell, Syco Entertainment is of the dodgiest companies around if you ask me. It's behind many shows with freedom-stealing practically slave contracts such as Britain's got talent and the X Factor, and a branch of this company that has recently been broken off for "unspecified reasons", Modest Management was responsible for many famous faces such as the band One Direction. Say what you want about the music, but there was something sketchy going on behind the scenes.
by Procrastination 101 March 7, 2019
by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019
Somebody who wants equality for all genders. Often confused with radical feminists, or feminazis, who are massive fucking idiots who think all men are shitbags and honestly go against all ideals of feminism. Seriously, shut up.
by Procrastination 101 September 30, 2018