Definitions by Princess Buzzkill
Baked Alaskan Pipeline
After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
Baked Alaskan Pipeline by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010
Asscara
The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.
Asscara by Princess Buzzkill December 1, 2010