Pretty Emily's definitions

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

kookaburra

n., v.

n.: an Australian bird, most commonly found in gum trees.

v.: the act of laughing

1) Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Merry king of the wood is he! Laugh kookaburra laugh! Kookaburra gay your life must be!

2) She was so into kookaburra it drove me insane!

by Pretty Emily August 2, 2004

popular girls

All those girls that sit in the middle of the cafeteria, sitting right across from the hottest semi-athletic boys (not the real ones, cuz the GREAT athletes are nerds) but never actually acknowledge the boys because they are too busy gossiping with the girls sitting next to them. They tend to trade off boyfriends with each other after about a week, and always hate their ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, even if it WAS their best friend. These girls serve no real purpose in the world except to advertise Hollister and Abercrombie, make boys want them because they think they can get some off of them, and the other girls hate themselves for not being able to be "beautiful" like them.

Wouldn't we all be beautiful wearing that kinda stuff? COME ON! They're just good at picking out clothes and make up, I WOULDN'T call that "beauty".

Yeah... Kelsie may be one of the popular girls, but it's only cuz she shops at that stupid Hollister or whatever.

by Pretty Emily May 13, 2005

pole barn

a large building that is usually made of steel or aliminum. Used as storage for farm equipment, garage-type objects, and other random manly things.

Also can be used as a great party place. (large open space... with power tools!)

Ben: "We should have a party sometime... too bad we don't have a place to have it..."
Justine: "Yeah... we got a pole barn though!"

by Pretty Emily January 9, 2005

nizzou

n.

the news. What's happening.

Hey, come to my hizzou later and we can catch the latest nizzou.

by Pretty Emily August 1, 2004

Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004