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crush slut

A person that has a crush on someone, assumes it is true love, and must automatically date their crush. The relationships between a crush slut and a normal person are relatively short, and even shorter if there are two crush sluts. After breaking up, the crush slut will find someone new within the first week. The cycle never ends until they die, apparently.
My friend's Brando and Amelia are quite the crush sluts; they've had more significant others than I've had chocolate! AND I'M FRIGGIN' HUGE!
by Pretty Emily February 6, 2005
mugGet the crush slutmug.

pagizzle

n.

A page. Like a webpage or something of the like.
Welcome to Emmilizzle'z pagizzle, ferizzle.
by Pretty Emily August 1, 2004
mugGet the pagizzlemug.

pole barn

a large building that is usually made of steel or aliminum. Used as storage for farm equipment, garage-type objects, and other random manly things.

Also can be used as a great party place. (large open space... with power tools!)
Ben: "We should have a party sometime... too bad we don't have a place to have it..."
Justine: "Yeah... we got a pole barn though!"
by Pretty Emily January 9, 2005
mugGet the pole barnmug.

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.
by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
mugGet the holy goodnessmug.

nizzou

Hey, come to my hizzou later and we can catch the latest nizzou.
by Pretty Emily August 1, 2004
mugGet the nizzoumug.

kiss off

another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.
Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.
by Pretty Emily February 25, 2005
mugGet the kiss offmug.

FSB

"Fake Sexi Blonde", according to one of my friends, Brando. He dies his hair blond, and has deemed himself sexy, therefore, a fake, sexy blond.
Brando: Founder and member of the F.S.B.!!!
*Emily rolls her eyes*
by Pretty Emily January 1, 2005
mugGet the FSBmug.

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