2 definitions by Preownedbrunette

Noun.

A mass of trash, garbage, and cast aways falling rapidly down the pile as you try to pick up one item from said pile.

It doesn't matter if you pick the item at the top or the bottom of the pile. The trashalance is inevitable.
All I did was move one empty soda can, and then it all gell down. I was covered by the trashalanche.
by Preownedbrunette April 29, 2018
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Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.
by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017
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