Prem Shah's definitions
A place where you buy things you never thought you'd need.
A place where you sell things you never thought you could.
A place where you sell things you never thought you could.
"what should i do with this snot-filled tissue?"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20"
"well, f*** me!"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20"
"well, f*** me!"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
Get the eBaymug. Ultimate Fighting Championship
Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
Get the UFCmug. My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the Cheesecakemug. Underpants. Can be used to describe male or female underpants. More likely to be acceptable if used by a guy describing a girls underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
Get the chadeesmug. UK Children's television show which was boring as fuck, yet suprisingly addictive.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
Emily the girl
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the bagpussmug. What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
Get the cover the face, bomb the basemug. What Americans call 'Physical Therapists' ot PTs.
Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.
Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the Physiotherapistmug.