1 definition by Potopia

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A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.
" That dude is the bong monkey!"
by Potopia October 20, 2007

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