The One and only Funniest person in AMERICA.
She is EXTREMELY FUNNY.
Some people, like myself, would KILL for her.
Some people, like myself, would kisss her feet and take a bullet for her.
ELLEN DEGENERES equals HUMOR, BEAUTY, LOVE, HUMOR, AND UNIQUENESS.
she is an amazing comedian.
I would drink Ellen Degeneres's bathwater with a crazy straw.