12 definitions by Potato Sack
The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.
Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.
Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.
Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."
Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."
Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"
Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."
Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"
by Potato Sack November 21, 2007
Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.
Also known as 'chingasos.'
Also known as 'chingasos.'
Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"
Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"
Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"
Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
by Potato Sack May 22, 2008
"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."
by Potato Sack February 9, 2009
Brotha Name
A stupid name given to a black guy ("brotha") that just doesn't make any sense. Usually just a normal name with something like "De," "La," or "Ja" in front of it, but sometimes entirely made up, the Brotha Name takes on some of the stupidest forms and makes for endless entertainment for the rest of us.
Also makes you wonder if the person's parents were on the good shit when they named the kid.
A stupid name given to a black guy ("brotha") that just doesn't make any sense. Usually just a normal name with something like "De," "La," or "Ja" in front of it, but sometimes entirely made up, the Brotha Name takes on some of the stupidest forms and makes for endless entertainment for the rest of us.
Also makes you wonder if the person's parents were on the good shit when they named the kid.
Examples of a Brotha Name:
Le Kevin
LaMont
Tashard
Martellus
Montrae
Plaxico
D'Qwell
DeSean
Ladell
Erasmus
DeAngelo
LaRon
Marshawn
Leodis
Edgerrin
Anquan
DeShaun
Takeo
Dashon
DeMichael
La'Roi
Dewayne
Demorrio
DaJuan
JaMarcus
LaDainian
Aveion
DeShawn
Jermichael
Tarvaris
Aundrae
Dontarrious
Le'Ron
Santonio
Kamerion
Brodney
Jerious
Montavious
Jo-Lonn
Tanard
Vonta
DelJuan
DeMarcus
Marcedes
LenDale
Lavelle
Cortland
Le Kevin
LaMont
Tashard
Martellus
Montrae
Plaxico
D'Qwell
DeSean
Ladell
Erasmus
DeAngelo
LaRon
Marshawn
Leodis
Edgerrin
Anquan
DeShaun
Takeo
Dashon
DeMichael
La'Roi
Dewayne
Demorrio
DaJuan
JaMarcus
LaDainian
Aveion
DeShawn
Jermichael
Tarvaris
Aundrae
Dontarrious
Le'Ron
Santonio
Kamerion
Brodney
Jerious
Montavious
Jo-Lonn
Tanard
Vonta
DelJuan
DeMarcus
Marcedes
LenDale
Lavelle
Cortland
by Potato Sack February 9, 2009
A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.
Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.
Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.
Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.
Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
by Potato Sack January 17, 2008