Porkling's definitions

half-heads

Midlands term for pikeys of the second variety. Also carries connotations of incest.

"Look at those half-heads coming out of the Pick and Shovel. What a couple of rum customers!" Wheeze.

by Porkling July 2, 2004

sexcopter

Fred is my sexcopter

"Fred is my sexcopter"

by Porkling July 2, 2004

gyppo-pride

Pride in one's actual or supposed gypsy ancestry.

"I got gyppo-pride, innit."

by Porkling July 2, 2004

yawping

Used in the Midlands. The act of bellowing at someone "down the street", especially from a window. Also used for communication within households that avoid personal contact. Often volume obscures pronunciation.

"Stop your yawping, mam"

by Porkling July 2, 2004