5 definitions by Pope1980
(A combination of shock and awkward) : a state of shock so unnerving that it can initially cause the affected person to not fully comprehend the extreme level of social awkwardness displayed in direct connection to the shocking event.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
Person 1: "hey, did you think it was weird how that dude showed no emotion whatsoever after literally breaking that storefront window with his fists when they kicked him out? How could he not know how awkward that was?"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
by Pope1980 March 25, 2022
Curtis and Joel are good pals at work and get along great, but don't necessarily socialize outside of work. They sit in cubicles next to each other. They are "cubipals" (cubi-pals).
by Pope1980 August 25, 2019
phrase used when you want to mock the idea of sending "thoughts and prayers" to someone less deserving.
a sarcastic, intentionally ironic spin on the phrase "thoughts and prayers"
phrase meaning well wishes for a true playa or trap queen when they get caught up in the game or get chipped.
a sarcastic, intentionally ironic spin on the phrase "thoughts and prayers"
phrase meaning well wishes for a true playa or trap queen when they get caught up in the game or get chipped.
person 1: "aye yo! you heard about Mookie and Shanel? they got pinched last night iver at the spot. they prolly lookin at a couple dimes cause you know they aint snitchin."
person 2: "damn. for real?! man, thots and players."
person 2: "damn. for real?! man, thots and players."
by Pope1980 October 6, 2020
To be caught in the crossfire meant for someone else. The target isn't you but you can still have pieces "chipped off" by gunfire (specifically) or unintentionally caught up in a beat down meant for someone else.
"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.
"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.
"hey, I heard Ronnie snitched. Don't hang around him for a while. People might be looking for him and you don't wanna get chipped."
by Pope1980 September 21, 2019
adverb: to handle your stuff on your own as if you had a your whole crew there with you.
to act with extreme self-confidence with no regard for others when the only other option is to get punked.
to act with extreme self-confidence with no regard for others when the only other option is to get punked.
gf: "babe, our sex life ain't been what it used to be. let's spice it up with a 3-way; me, you, and your roommate, Dudeman."
bf: "I ain't comfortable with this but I'm whipped and don't wanna face the fact that we ain't makin it babe. so okay."
*the 3-way turns into a cucking
bf: "ayo, wtf guys! babe, c'mon let's go. Dudeman, don't push me bro."
Dudeman& gf: "get lost."
*bf donkey punches gf which makes her headbutt Dudeman breaking his nose
bf: "gang gang"
bf: "I ain't comfortable with this but I'm whipped and don't wanna face the fact that we ain't makin it babe. so okay."
*the 3-way turns into a cucking
bf: "ayo, wtf guys! babe, c'mon let's go. Dudeman, don't push me bro."
Dudeman& gf: "get lost."
*bf donkey punches gf which makes her headbutt Dudeman breaking his nose
bf: "gang gang"
by Pope1980 August 6, 2022