2 definitions by Poonslayer360

Dirty Alec

When you cut off somebody’s face whilst wearing a gold foil tracksuit, put your erect penis through the mouth hole and skull fuck the faceless victim.

P1: wow that’s a cool tracksuit, I bet he wears it so people don’t know how successful he is.

P2: he’s probably about to give some a Dirty Alec

by Poonslayer360 June 7, 2019

Three dog

Black Country (And possibly rest of U.K.) slang for three litre bottle of dogshit booze the poors drink, usually frosty jacks or white lighting.

Giro’s come in, let’s get a three dog and go down the park.

by Poonslayer360 August 6, 2020