4 definitions by Poohbah540
- Extremely violent defecation.
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!
Hence, the term "curtain jerker"
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!
Hence, the term "curtain jerker"
"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"
"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"
"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"
"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"
"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"
by Poohbah540 July 3, 2014
Noun: Someone that thinks they are the "be-all/end-all" of a particular topic or discussion. Particularly within the motorsports/racing fields.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
"That Larry..he sure knows a lot about transmissions....he's quite the blown fuel artist....."
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
by Poohbah540 July 28, 2013
In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013
- Being or becoming very bored with an over-bearing and/or boring topic of discussion or conversation.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.
"I was standing talking to Kevin at the water cooler, and all of the sudden he said "...just never mind, I've lost interest...." and he walked away! WTF?"
"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.
"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.
by Poohbah540 July 14, 2014