1 definition by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka
Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023