Definitions by Ponch

poinsetta 

When a white girl sits on a Mexican's face on Christmas Eve.

Amy gave me a poinsetta for Christmas.

poinsetta by ponch June 1, 2013

moose knuckle 

the dreaded result of camel toe gone bad.

Damn women,
you could pick up an apple with that moose knuckle.

moose knuckle by Ponch June 11, 2004

Happy Go Pukey 

The most famous of the rides at Happy World Land.

"But we didnt do anything!! Rides, fun, pizies, HAPPY GO PUKEY??!?"

Happy Go Pukey by Ponch April 28, 2003

Boonga Boonga

1. A ritualistic death by which victims are repeatedly sodomized by hundreds of jungle natives.

2. The latest craze in Japanese arcade games based on the death ritual in which the player attempts to insert a giant hand up a virtual rectum as painfully as possible.

1. "Death by Boonga Boonga!"

2. Me reary reary rike Boonga Boonga!

Boonga Boonga by Ponch April 28, 2003

cooliest 

1.Good.
2.The Best.
3.To reek of proverbial awesomeness.
4.To be ascertained as the "big man on campus."

He is SO the cooliest guy in school.

cooliest by Ponch April 28, 2003

chocolate factory 

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.

That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.

chocolate factory by Ponch April 28, 2003