Juiced Troll

A juiced troll is someone who you don't want to take too far away from the lab; or their horde of beauty care techs. You might love your beauty queen or king, however - three days away from the tech and your beauty or handsome wilts.
You're planning on doing a cross-country with that juiced troll for fun, or just to see what happens over three days without the juice bag?
mugGet the Juiced Trollmug.

M.I.A.

My pal lives with his uncle who is married - his vacation is spending a few weeks M.I.A.
mugGet the M.I.A.mug.
We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.
mugGet the feline of high convictionsmug.

duperware

Tech devices used to brainwash people, fool people, confuse people.
I found myself at the sushi stand for no reason, I was not hungry - was it duperware?
mugGet the duperwaremug.