4 definitions by Pokchop

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 7, 2022
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When someone, probably your dad uses the word "Fuck" every other word in a sentence. Not to get the point across but probably cause that say the word "Fuck" so much that they replaced the breath with the word "Fuck".
Fuck this fuckin' dog! Fuck, man! Fuckin' shit on my mothafuckin' god fuckin' damn fuckin rug! Fuckin' again man. What the fuck!

Woah he just used a Fuck Combo out of anger.
by Pokchop March 7, 2022
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A combination of needing to take a Dick Tingling Piss and an Asshole Splitting Shit. Typically you dance cause you need to pee really bad and you get on the toilet and start peeing and it's a relief. Immediately after you start taking a shit taking away your relief and feels like ot shreds up your asshole with nails then once the log drops it's relief again.
Damn, man. I got home and I had to deal with a Heaven Hell Combo. It was bad then it was great then it was bad again then it was great.
by Pokchop March 25, 2022
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When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 6, 2022
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