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Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018