1 definition by PlymuffPete

Cakey

A girl, usually from Plymouth or the surrounding areas, whose behaviour is sickly and twee. She reacts to shiny shoes by facing out her palms, pointing her fingers up, and emitting a shrill sound. She loves tiny little dogs in handbags, glossy pink lipstick and Michael Jackson songs.

"HAHA! Did you see that bird with the perm and shiny miniskirt?"
"Yeah, cakey twat!"

by PlymuffPete May 25, 2021