A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime
, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARP
ing, and/or furry
Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.
Fatbeards are also known as:
, Linux user
, and loser
The Comic Book Dealer from The Simpsons embodies what a fatbeard is.