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itay habani is the name of a middle eastern 5"3 midget who thinks he can climb walls even though he can't even lift his own weight up
itay habani looks like a sack of potatoes because of all the carbohydrates he shoves into his HUGE mouth all day long.
his nostriles are equivalent to the size of an average room and he has a hunchback similar to The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
why does this brown midget kid has a hunchback?? he must be itay habani...
by Ploony February 3, 2022
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