Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!

So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Fauci-ing

Declining to date someone because you don’t feel they’re taking COVID-19 seriously enough

If I had a nickel for every time I found myself fauci-ing someone this year, I could pay off my student loans.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.

I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Giving a relationship time to breathe and not rushing into it.

I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020