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A person whose douchiness is extremely loud and obnoxious. Often goes off without warning, comes out of nowhere and takes people by surprise.
Steve was screaming at the waiter because the green beans on his plate were touching his potatoes. Steve is a douchecannon.
by PlatypusKCP May 30, 2013
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