6 definitions by Platmatt

Right up the shit box

Having sexual intercourse with someone’s anus / bottom. The person doing the penetration ensures the full length of their penis is up the anus.

I was having sex with a person and I did them “Right up the shit box”

by Platmatt May 18, 2021

Me

To confirm to someone During conversation who you are talking about.

Reece: I am going to the shop, me

Or

John: Hi Reece, what did you do last night?

Reece: I was gonna go to the pub, me but decided to stay home and get a takeaway instead, me.

Or

Reece: Hi Joseph it’s me, it’s Reece.

by Platmatt May 28, 2020

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Matt: Did you see what Sam Mariner did?

Ste: Yeah, he got an HNC in Mechanical Engineering that boi is GOAT

Matt: GOAT??

Ste: Greatest Of All Time!!

by Platmatt June 9, 2020

WAFL

What A Fucking Liberty

WAFL

What A Fucking Liberty

Boss: Andy please can you make a brew

Andy: But I don’t need a brew?

Boss: Not for you, For me!

Andy: For you, WAFL!

Boss: WAFL?

ANDY: WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY!!!

by Platmatt June 9, 2020

Crikey Moses

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

by Platmatt October 15, 2019

Fucking Hell Fire

Shock, disbelief, amazement at an event or occurrence.

Typically when something not good has happened. Accident, injury or damage.

John and Maureen were walking down the street when a speeding car drove passed them and the crashed.

John said “Fucking Hell Fire Maureen! Did you see that?”

by Platmatt February 13, 2022