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bona lisa

When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..
Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.

Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Deadass Streakzz

The act of keeping a streak going on snapchat with your friend that recently died until the streak ends. It's very psychopathic, but kinda neat.

This term may also may refer to a person that sends nothing but dead animals to the people he streaks with. Nobody probably knows what he looks like cause he only sends dead shit to them LMAO.
This boy named John sends nothing but deadass streakzz to me. he literally takes a picture of anything that is dead and sends it to me. He's been sending me stuff for over 236 straight days now.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*
“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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