adaptive chugging

A term used when people are chugging a liquid (mainly alcohol ) off of random objects into their mouths. It’s very popular on the Do It For State page. This includes drinks being poured down dead animal carcass, through engine blocks, in between titties, down the ass of a cow, down a gutter, out of trash can.. etc
“Hey johnny boy, lets go do some adaptive chugging to the point where I go blind!”
by Platezz January 26, 2018
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Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.
This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Edible Enamels

When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.
Keep talking shit bitch and I'll feed you some more of your yummy edible enamels!
by Platezz January 26, 2018
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Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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