Platezz's definitions
when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.
This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Narnia vaginamug. The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Moon streakzzmug. When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..
Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.
Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the bona lisamug. When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.
"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the shitting out a trianglemug.