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cowbell

Half of what is responsible for the phenomena called deja vu for when the combining of the cowbell's steel casing and Will Ferrell awsome talent were combined that saturday night the space time continuum was ripped by pure awsomeness.
Will Ferrell: I would be doing myself and everyone in here a diservice if I didn't play the hell out of this cowbell.
Jimmy Fallon: *Boyish Backround Giggle*
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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fisting

What constructino workers due in there off time or when there are extra nails lying around.
Construction Worker:Hey Dave im not really hungry want to go in the back and practice your fisting technique.
Other CW:sure why not.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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handsome

How your grandparents describe you.
Grandma:Oh but hes such a handsome boy.
Guy:Oh really!? and here I thought he was just a tubby little fucker ^-^
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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Lightsaber

The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Girlfriend:I'm leaving.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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Christ on A Biscuit

The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.
Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !
by Plastic Soccer Trophy August 17, 2006
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Fat Displacement

The scientific theory in which the losing of your fat is transfered through induction into another friend.
Fat Displacement-
Jack:Hey there Steve looking good!
Steve:Thanks Jack, well appreciated, you look like a fat fuck!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy March 4, 2006
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Andy Samberg

One third of the recently SNL added group called the "The Lonely Island" whos' experience in shorts and music videos have helped to increase the popularity of SNL especially with "The Chronic What Cles of Narnia."
David:That Andy Samberg is one silly bitch!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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