How your grandparents describe you.
Grandma:Oh but hes such a handsome boy.
Guy:Oh really!? and here I thought he was just a tubby little fucker ^-^
One third of the recently SNL added group called the "The Lonely Island" whos' experience in shorts and music videos have helped to increase the popularity of SNL especially with "The Chronic What Cles of Narnia."
David:That Andy Samberg is one silly bitch!
Greys Anatomy, a wicked dramedy show regularly appearing weekly on ABC. The show is cradled by the begining and end narration sequences which often deliver the shows theme, along side award winning acting.
Features sexy people doing smart things and making Brain Surgery look like something you might find in Kama Sutra manuals or People Magazines sexiest list.
Though some might shrug it as another hosiptal drama that is a generic rip off of ER it may be seen as that in some way but, even if so it reigns as the deity of power over all other past and present hosiptal shows.
George:Let's fuck and instead of smoking a cigarette after read up on harlequin fetus!
Comedian who's career sky rocketed when it became apparent to MTV that weasel noises are what make teenagers laugh the most during the 90's.
Pauly Shore:Hey Buddddyyy!
MTV excutive:He's like picaso but retarted!
The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.
The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.
Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !