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Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.
Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”
by PixieGirl1973 March 21, 2019
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Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019
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