7 definitions by Pineapple trombone

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone June 24, 2015

Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy

I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.

by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019

Red Raspberry

Red Raspberry is the female equivalent of Blue Balls. When the clitoris is left engorged and not properly stimulated.

"Yeah. He got off, but that dude totally left me with a Red Raspberry." She said to her friend.

by Pineapple trombone January 19, 2017

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 18, 2021

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018

Ghost Ship

A modification of the Dutch rudder in which it's a combination of a Dutch rudder and a stranger.

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."

by Pineapple trombone September 21, 2017

Bloody show

When a woman is on her period And she rubs her bloody vagina on a man’s face after sex.

I was taking Karen to pound town and she finished me off with a bloody show.

by Pineapple trombone May 28, 2018