2 definitions by Pillow34532344443233333333333

Definity

(1)

Defying all rules of uncountable infinity.

(2)

Definitely. Stating something is definite.

(1): "John stop counting to 5 without including every single decimal."
(2): "I definity passed that test."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 March 24, 2020

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 17, 2020