Pie Stealer's definitions

stomach flu

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015

Spongebob

The best anime ever, by far. It is about this sponge who works in a fast food place with his friend, Squidward.

Spongebob is a great animu and is known throughout the world

by Pie Stealer April 30, 2015

Velociraptor

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

Mango

The greatest fruit known to mankind. People worship it as the food of the gods, and it can bring hapiness to anyone. It is impossible for someone not to love it. Go buy a mango, now.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you eating?"
Person 2: "Oh, a mango"
Person 1: "Give it to me"

by Pie Stealer February 3, 2015

Positron

The antimatter equivalent of an electron. It has the same mass as an electron, but opposite charge (positive). Both electrons and positrons are created by photons through a process called pair production. Positrons are sometimes called "antielectrons".

When a positron and electron orbit one another, they make positronium before annihilating shortly after. A positronium atom can bond with hydrogen to make positronium hydride, or with another positronium atom to make di-positronium.

by Pie Stealer October 27, 2015

is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it

English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?

by Pie Stealer January 10, 2015

Antiproton

The antimatter equivalent of a proton. It has the same mass as a proton, but opposite charge (negative).

When a proton and antiproton orbit each other, they make protonium. When an antiproton and electron orbit a helium nucleus, they make antiprotonic helium.

by Pie Stealer October 27, 2015