2 definitions by Picax8398

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
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When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.
The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick
by Picax8398 February 20, 2018
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