Pialinist's definitions

Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Grade Grubbing

The action of begging your professor to round your grade up, usually done during final exam season. Usually done by people who don't actually deserve it.

Becky: Professor, can you round my 54 to a 90?
Professor: I do not round grades up. How about studying instead of grade grubbing?

by Pialinist May 1, 2023

Online Class

What we are all now doing five days a week thanks to Miss Rona.

YAY! Day 3527748384749 of quarantine, chock full of online class, Zoom school, and music practice for a concert that might be canceled! I love being in the middle of a world pandemic! :D

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Uninvited

Miss Rona.

I’m so over quarantine, Rona needs to be uninvited from this world.

by Pialinist July 27, 2020