Pialinist's definitions

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 29, 2021

Dhar Mann

So you see, someone does something and then they live to regret it. Oh, and he's not just telling stories, he's changing lives.

Dhar Mann: We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Uninvited

Miss Rona.

I’m so over quarantine, Rona needs to be uninvited from this world.

by Pialinist July 27, 2020

gobbledygook

Absolute nonsense

Karen: I refuse to wear a face diaper!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: No one asked for your gobbledygook, KAREN 🙃

by Pialinist May 20, 2021

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

A bullcrap message that Urban Dictionary decides to pull when all you wanna do is look up frickin definitions cause you're bored at 2am.

Me: *goes on Urban Dictionary*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now.
Me: Go step on a Lego :)♥️♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021