87 definitions by Pialinist

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 17, 2020

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Devious Lick

An idiotic TikTok trend from 2 years ago.

Idiot: Look at this absolutely devious lick I just scored!!!!!!!!
Genius: Shut up.

by Pialinist September 2, 2023

11,780

Error 404: Votes Not Found

I need to find 11,780 votes.

by Pialinist January 6, 2021

11,780

The number of hours I'm going to try to *find* in the day to get everything done.

We need more hours in the day. 24 is just not enough. So I'm going to try to *find* 11,780 more!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist January 6, 2021

Blockhead

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.

Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.

by Pialinist October 15, 2020

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.

Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!

by Pialinist September 4, 2020