1. An appropriate or favorable time
to defecate or shit.
2. A situation
or condition favorable for attainment of taking
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void
excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during
our staff meeting afforded
our road trip, we frequently stopped
to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.
If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late
for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.