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Phillies

Established in 1883, they are known as the biggest losers in MLB who own the title for most losses and for completing the WORST September collapse in 1964 when they had 6.5 lead with 12 games remaining. Their fans are known to be big pussies who enjoy fighting and orgies at their stadium, Shitizen's Bank Park. Being in the city of "brotherly love", players Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard are often seen holding hands in public, which makes Hole Camels very jealous. Currently, their manager is Charlie "Fat Boy" Manuel.

"Hey, the Phillies won their second World Series title."

"ROFLMFAO! THAT'S IT?! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS!"

by Phold of 64 December 27, 2008