2 definitions by Phoetus

Top Definition
An inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one's environment.
(Shouted through a bathroom door) Would you shut up? You're giving me stage fright!
by Phoetus November 13, 2007
The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.
Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!
by Phoetus January 17, 2008
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