3 definitions by PhishPhan420

Akon

The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.

Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.

by PhishPhan420 May 14, 2007

Whipped

When a guy is so blinded by their pursuit of pussy or by the false belief that they are in love with the skag they're dating that they let said skag alter aspects of their lives and dominate their behavior. This type of person will typically end up alone after the skank has dumped him as his behavior will have caused all his true friends to hate him.

Being whipped includes but is not limited too..

Behaving like a total bitch
Ditching friends that they've known for years
Frequent sappy phonecalls
Ignoring the advice of said friends to dump said skag

Zach is so fucking whipped by Kaitlin..we've known him for years yet he'll ditch us to hangout with that slut..it's cool though, once she dumps him he'll be all alone.

by PhishPhan420 January 11, 2007

Jewed the sack

To pinch out of someones marijuana sack to a noticable degree.

Yo this dub should be way fatter. Helen fuckin jewed the sack!

by PhishPhan420 December 19, 2006