To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
The Queen Latifah Waterbomb is a very tricky maneuver to perform. It requires alot of planning but when you do it, its great.
First you need to get real high up, like no a building or something. Then line your girlfriend up directly under you on the ground. You need to make sure you drank alot of water that day, maybe took a laxative or something. Just make sure your shit is real watery. Then check the wind and line up above your girlfriend and proceed to squeeze....your shit should be very watery and it should land directly on your girlfriend.
After alot of practice i finally got the Queen Latifah Waterbomb down.