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A female bassist is a girl who's too tough to sing and too cool to play guitar. Often stereotyped as lesbian for high amounts of testosterone (a bass is a really heavy, four-stringed guitar). Like other bassists, female bassists come in two styles: reserved and cool, or freaking insane.
Drummer: CRASHboomPOWkaSHING
Guitarist: Dweedddledwee
Singer: Na na na na
Female bassist: DOO DOO DOO DUH DOO
by Phblt July 29, 2010
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