2 definitions by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag, M.D.)

Chafings upon one's inner knees and elbows incurred during activities that require one to be upon one's knees and elbows.
Q: Od's blood, PhD, why limpest thou?
A: Anointest my slutburn with the oil you were planningest to sell to help the poor. It shall prove a salve and balm to my soul, verily, or at least to mine knees and elbows.
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Pretentious hipster Douchebag degree, certifying that one is apt to frequent internet comment boards; argue for the immortality of Uwe Boll and/or think the country at large should pay attention to Williamsburg instead of nuke it.
I see by your ascot you've received your PhD.
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