4 definitions by Petite meat

texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018

ball sack attack

When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.

Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.

by Petite meat July 9, 2018

Poopytube

The name says it all.

I ate some corn and later it took a ride down my poopytube.

by Petite meat August 3, 2019

Poo poo bling bling

Corn in your poop. Or two Asian rappers.

Woke up this morning and decorated the toilet with a plethora or Poo Poo Bling Bling. Did you hear the new hit single from Poo Poo Bling Bling called "Pork fried rims"?

by Petite meat February 25, 2019