3 definitions by Petey the Pedo
by Petey the Pedo October 30, 2018
A teenage boy who is homosexual, because he frequently rows. He enjoys having his thighs lubed up, and loves it when his father sucks on his rock hard nipples.
Me: Neil Vajingjing, please stop masturbating to your father in the shower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!
by Petey the Pedo May 7, 2019
A team exercise, consisting of 5 sweaty men sitting in a slim boat, touching and kissing each other while lubing up their thighs.
by Petey the Pedo May 6, 2019