5 definitions by PeterPo
Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading device, now wives can know what their husbands are really thinking and there won't need to be anymore divorces.
Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce!
Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia.
Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce!
Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia.
by PeterPo June 4, 2009
An IT Term for a RACK Mounted "MONitor KEYboard and mouse" system. Also a term for a sys-admin or rack building tech.
Bossman: Hey Dexter, how you going to control all the servers in that rack.
Dexter: We'll use a Rack MonKey. A-duh.
Dexter: We'll use a Rack MonKey. A-duh.
by PeterPo July 8, 2009
An annoying word soon to come into use in this overly bleeding heart tree hugging society meaning energy from green sources.
by PeterPo June 4, 2009
Dude: Hey Fred, wanna hit a strip joint tonight?
Fred: No, my wife says I gotta help with the kids.
Dude: Jeez, what a zipdill.
Fred: No, my wife says I gotta help with the kids.
Dude: Jeez, what a zipdill.
by PeterPo June 4, 2009