5 definitions by PeterPo
| 1. | Zipdill | ||
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Zipdill (noun). Having no dick or balls. Spineless. Dude: Hey Fred, wanna hit a strip joint tonight?
Fred: No, my wife says I gotta help with the kids. Dude: Jeez, what a zipdill. |
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| 2. | Sports Lag | ||
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Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv. Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football. |
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| 3. | Greenergy | ||
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An annoying word soon to come into use in this overly bleeding heart tree hugging society meaning energy from green sources. Like, dude, I won't drive cars anymore until King Obama creates Greenergy.
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| 4. | Rack MonKey | ||
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An IT Term for a RACK Mounted "MONitor KEYboard and mouse" system. Also a term for a sys-admin or rack building tech. Bossman: Hey Dexter, how you going to control all the servers in that rack.
Dexter: We'll use a Rack MonKey. A-duh. |
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| 5. | Technomyopia | ||
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Technological near-sightedness resulting in unintended consequences of epic proportions. Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading device, now wives can know what their husbands are really thinking and there won't need to be anymore divorces.
Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce! Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia. |
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