A legendary kid that lives in da bridge, who is the originator of the term Cocksmoking. He models his life after the book The Outsiders, and occasionally screams "Do it for Jonny man!". He supposedly lives with a sister in da bridge, who is the creepiest person you will ever see. He is also cousin to a man made of steel, who is unbreakable. J-White is a druggie, and a parent-to-be. He is also in a band allegedly named "18 inches of pain". J-White sightings are extremely rare. Recent sightings describe him as looking "Frankenstien-ish". Calling someone J-White is generally used satirically to describe a druggie.
Christian: Wow, you see that kid over there?
Raffy: Man, what a druggie, he's so burnt.
Tyler: Dude! I think that's J-White!
The alias of a nerdy Zelda obsessor, who is a weird but yet cool and claims to have originated from a planet made out of potatoes. He is also called spud. His real name is confidential and cannot be realeased due to the restrictions being enforced by the United States government who is currently researching this being for other worldly features. He does not know it but hes being watched. He can allegedly speak a different language he also claims he can converse with potatoes. he now resides in the town of southbridge going to southbridge high until he is ready to dominate the world. This matter is still under study.