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A legendary kid that lives in da bridge, who is the originator of the term Cocksmoking. He models his life after the book The Outsiders, and occasionally screams "Do it for Jonny man!". He supposedly lives with a sister in da bridge, who is the creepiest person you will ever see. He is also cousin to a man made of steel, who is unbreakable. J-White is a druggie, and a parent-to-be. He is also in a band allegedly named "18 inches of pain". J-White sightings are extremely rare. Recent sightings describe him as looking "Frankenstien-ish". Calling someone J-White is generally used satirically to describe a druggie.
Christian: Wow, you see that kid over there?
Raffy: Man, what a druggie, he's so burnt.
Tyler: Dude! I think that's J-White!
by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008

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a adjective used to descibe textures which are curvey, curley and frizzy.
Your hair is so frigaly
by Peter Shaw the G master May 07, 2007

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The alias of a nerdy Zelda obsessor, who is a weird but yet cool and claims to have originated from a planet made out of potatoes. He is also called spud. His real name is confidential and cannot be realeased due to the restrictions being enforced by the United States government who is currently researching this being for other worldly features. He does not know it but hes being watched. He can allegedly speak a different language he also claims he can converse with potatoes. he now resides in the town of southbridge going to southbridge high until he is ready to dominate the world. This matter is still under study.
Phoenix enforcer is coming.
by Peter Shaw the G master May 06, 2007

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Da bridge is another name for the town of southbridge, mass. It is a gangster town and it should have a gangsta name.
Yo were from Da Bridge.
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The gangsta name for southbridge, Mass. Its a cool town ...not.
Yo were from the bridge.
by Peter Shaw the G master May 07, 2007

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A word used in any situation to take place of anything. It Can mean anything, can be anything. Originated as points on a line.
Hey your garp is showing.
Your such a garp.
by Peter Shaw the G master May 06, 2007

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The act of lighting one's pubic hairs on fire, while sucking on their penis.
Origin, mid-2007, English.
Oh God, you're such a cocksmoker.
by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008

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