4 definitions by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater

A subliminal metaphorical raping of the poor in the UK, to give the wealthy class some fresh wanking material.
Try not to mention austerity during the QA or ill blow my load over the back bench.
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Well... its a newly discovered mammal or species to be price now, while it might be a living organism she has no soul or heart beat. But turns out its hide is the exact same material as Pleather (which is fake leather) this is very fitting as this new breed is chhhhhhhunt.
Okay I know where we can find the fakest leather yaknow..... Pleather MKallan and we can make a nice waist coat and say about a couple of 20 purses, 10 belts and probably still have a bit left over to reupholstere some furniture, but not ours obv. This particular object has excess Pleather the fact she is ratz. Warren said Whoppie. I hunted the critter down the other night, said thanks for your sacrifice and took to my bros Warren's who was like fucking nice one (I'm enjoy this shit) he the CEO at very respected abattoir. So we hounered that gift.
by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater December 26, 2022
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In the early 1900's they used to disposse of peados, in very simple effective way. So a bit like a stampede, they would just do a stompeado, essentially the pervert would be riverdanced to pieces.
Rite this this little nonce is gonna stompeado
by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater December 22, 2021
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When your opinion about something that you also do but worse and perhaps with the letter in the alphabet that comes before D and after F
Oi boothy lee whip them blinkers off its little unfair. Me and Jake will be the be bigger men massive pun intended. Look this is a minor, little, tiny, minute, miniature problem. You lee and the other 5 dwarfs back the fuck off. So Recipe boy thats 10 - 0 to me and Jake.
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