2 definitions by Peter Byron Sylvester

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester October 26, 2007

Vagunit

The female equivalent of a Mangina

If you ever speak to me like that again, I am going to punch you in the vagunit so hard that you will cough up a tampon and be seeing maxi-pad stars for days.

by Peter Byron Sylvester October 26, 2007