1 definition by Peter W. Huber

1. A tacky and ass-butt stupid politician; John McCain's runningmate.

2. A stupid piece of white trash; a hick; someone desperate for attention and affirmation. Usually with a passel of children because she's anti-contraceptive and extremely fertile.
My dad's girlfriend is such a Sarah P., she might as well be from Alaska. Man is she a douche.
by Peter W. Huber April 20, 2009
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